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  • Aggressive Waterfowl Mute Swan T-Shirt

    Aggressive Waterfowl Mute Swan T-Shirt

    $21.00

    They look majestic, but the Mute Swan (Cygnus olor) will absolutely choose violence if you paddle too close. This design is for the kayaker, paddleboarder, or lakeside glamper who respects the aggressive boundaries of local waterfowl. A funny, highly relatable warning sign for anyone who spends time on the water.

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  • Campground Host Raccoon T-Shirt

    Campground Host Raccoon T-Shirt

    $21.00

    Meet the self-appointed manager of the state park. This design honors the industrious raccoon (Procyon lotor), expertly inspecting the campground’s finest waste receptacles. Ideal for outdoor lovers who embrace the chaotic, quirky reality of sleeping outside alongside local wildlife management.

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  • Do Not Move Firewood Emerald Ash Borer T-Shirt

    Do Not Move Firewood Emerald Ash Borer T-Shirt

    $21.00

    It is beautiful, shiny, and an absolute menace to the ecosystem. The Emerald Ash Borer is the poster child for why we buy firewood where we burn it. This striking design serves as a public service announcement and a badge of honor for responsible campers and naturalists who actively protect local forests. Emerald Ash Borer…

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  • Kirtland's Warbler Controlled Burn T-Shirt

    Kirtland’s Warbler Controlled Burn T-Shirt

    $21.00

    Fire is a natural part of the lifecycle—especially for the Kirtland’s Warbler (Setophaga kirtlandii). This design highlights the unique relationship between this rare bird and the young Jack Pine forests of the Great Lakes region that rely on controlled burns to thrive. A great conversation starter for ecology geeks and conservation-minded hikers.

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  • Morty Fishman Still Splashin' T-Shirt

    Morty Fishman Still Splashin’ T-Shirt

    $21.00

    Introducing Morty Fishman, an absolute legend of the lake. Every seasoned camper knows the sound: that one fish in the dark that flops and splashes so loudly in the shallows it sounds exactly like a grown man swimming around your campsite. We named him Morty. Featuring a dapper fellow sporting the head of a freshwater…

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  • No Wake Zone: American Bittern

    No Wake Zone: American Bittern

    $21.00

    Master of camouflage, champion of the cattails. This design features the elusive American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus) guarding its nest in the marsh. A fantastic, quirky find for dedicated birders and wetland wanderers who appreciate the quiet, hidden wonders of our local ecosystems.

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  • Pack It In Pack It Out: Retro Trail Etiquette Tee

    Pack It In Pack It Out: Retro Trail Etiquette Tee

    $21.00

    If you have ever found yourself digging a cathole in the backcountry, you know that packing out a ziplock bag of used toilet paper is just part of the adventure. Designed to pair a classic, peaceful wilderness sunset with the pristine glory of a fresh roll of TP. It serves as a deadpan, oddly beautiful…

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  • Pictured Rocks Miners Castle T-Shirt

    Pictured Rocks Miners Castle T-Shirt

    $21.00

    Celebrate the breathtaking, precipitous edges of the Great Lakes. Featuring the iconic Miners Castle formation at Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore, this vibrant design is a must-have for hikers, climbers, and adventurers who love spectacular views and respect local geological hazards.

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  • Potable Water Only Hand Pump T-Shirt

    Potable Water Only Hand Pump T-Shirt

    $21.00

    The absolute most important rule of the trailhead water source. This bright, quirky design features a classic red hand pump and serves as a badge of honor for the heavily hydrated hiker. A highly practical and stylish nod to backcountry preparedness and clean drinking water.

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  • Respect Camper Privacy: Insect Wreath

    Respect Camper Privacy: Insect Wreath

    $21.00

    A polite but firm boundary from the local ecosystem. This beautiful floral wreath hides some of the forest's coolest residents. Designed for campers, hikers, and nature enthusiasts who know that the woods are already occupied. How many arthropods can you count?

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  • Rough Seas Sailboat Shirt

    Rough Seas Sailboat Shirt

    $21.00

    This was the very first stamp I carved for letterboxing many years ago. While the textured, unpolished look was just the reality of a first-time carving, I love how the movement of the water and the curving lines of the boat. Sailing is not always smooth. The original linework was recently digitized for apparel printing,…

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  • Vault Toilet Wildflower T-Shirt | Funny Leave No Trace Hiking Tee | Trailhead Etiquette Outhouse Humor

    Vault Toilet Wildflower T-Shirt | Funny Leave No Trace Hiking Tee | Trailhead Etiquette Outhouse Humor

    $21.00

    A gentle, floral plea for basic trailhead etiquette. Anyone who has spent enough time at state parks knows the golden rule of the pit toilet. Surrounded by a cheerful array of wildflowers, this design is the perfect quirky gift for the seasoned hiker or glamper who appreciates clean backcountry facilities.

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